John 5:39-40

You guys go check out da Bible erytime, cuz you guys figga you goin find da real kine life dat goin stay to da max foeva, inside da Bible from befo time. But wen da Bible talk bout how fo get da real kine life, dass me he stay talk bout. An you guys, you no like come by me an be my guys fo you guys get da real kine life dat goin stay to da max foeva!